O.M.GLEE! it’s like, finally the weekend! this has been, like, the longest week eveRrrRrRR! i had to do math! bOOoOoOOo! but now i get my 2 day vacay! holllaaaarr! and you know what the first thing on my NEEDZ TO DO OR DIE list is? you know it, sista from another blista… hittin’ the mall! i mean, mall AFTER some fro-yo, ellen DUH-generes.
i’m gonna go and meet up with my best friend, taylor and my best frenemie, other taylor. it’s gonna be gagagreat! i’ll tell taylor how great she looks and other taylor how great she looks… today. then me and taylor will give each other eye hi-fives and think “madonnaaaaah snap! that was as cold blooded as edward! the vampire! from the movie! not real life, obvz! but since he’s a vampire, it’s like he is dead! so his blood is probz cold.” after that, you can peep us shopping like vicki the robot. why vicki? cuz plastic will be flyin’ everywhere (that’s an 80′s reference, cuz i’m rollin’ like vh1-der woman). and to end the day, we’ll all probz jump up on the train headed straight for hunktown and watch the movie, journey 2: the mysterious island.
now, we may not agree on everything (other taylor thinks nick is the cutest jonas when it’s clear as drake its joe), but there is one babe we can all totes agree on, and he’s staring in this movie! we ALL go baby, baby, baby, oOoOOoohh for luiz guzman! and when you thought he couldn’t get any more ooh la la (i’m totally france!), he’s flossin’ the toddland jungle birds hawaiian shirt! drool!
ok, its like for sure time for me to go! last time i used this many words was when i had to text a teacher my term paper. lolz!
this iPhone app (which is only 99 cents – the price of anything in a 99 cent store) is like the classic game memory where you have to match like tiles. but here’s the part you better be sitting down for:
